The Naughty Giraffe

The Naughty Giraffe had a lava lamp that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the item selected.

The Naughty Giraffe always had with them a stapler that they would cuddle. It might be a new approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the item chosen.

The Naughty Giraffe wanted a condom that they would worship. This is certainly an unusual activity, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

The Naughty Giraffe wanted a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a fairly curious undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

The Naughty Giraffe looked for a custard pie that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly original proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Giraffe looked for a chocolate bar to put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it was epic. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.