Boring Giraffe

Boring Giraffe always carried a vibrator that they would insert somewhere. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

Boring Giraffe desperately wanted a stapler that they would smash. This seems a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

Boring Giraffe craved for a sword that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a curious idea, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it would be stunning. A sword was the item that was chosen.

Boring Giraffe had a sponge that they would occasionally drop. This is certainly a strange approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it would be fun. Honestly, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

Boring Giraffe needed a vibrator to sleep with. This seems to be a fairly funny undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was awesome. A vibrator being the thing selected.

Boring Giraffe found a bag of poop that they sometimes smash. It is a fairly astonishing action, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it was epic. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.