5th Giveaway: I will give 0.10$ upvote to 15 people who post a funny comment😊

in #giveaway8 years ago

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Hey guys. Its time for the the 5th giveaway of this year😊

The rules are very simple.

All i want you to do is post a funny joke in a comment.😊

In 3 hours I will give 0.10$ upvote to 15 people who posted the funniest jokes.😊

Good Luck.

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macbaren for crypto president!
Thanks J

Yeaaaa that sounds good to me :)

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I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'

Only in math problems you can buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you.

Kidnapping? I prefer the term "surprise adoption".

Me : I will give $10 million to the person who fulfill my wish
Macbaren : What is the wish ?
Me : I want $20 million .

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Cant wait for steem to surpass 20$ so I can go buy a house :D ( I won't be selling the steem though ) HODL!

My 5 year old son made this one up this morning :-)

what do pirate parrots do??

Squawk the Plank!

Two whales walk into a bar. The first one says, "Weeeeeooooouuuhhhh." The next whale says, "Shut up, Steve. You're drunk."