Funny short story

ThinkingHe thought today’s mission was “quiet breakfast in overalls.” Then a banana peel staged a coup, sending him skyward while the bowl of pancakes executed a perfect midair pirouette — blueberries scattering like tiny, accusatory meteors. Syrup decided to join the drama, turning the kitchen into a sticky slow-motion opera. He landed with pancakes triumphantly intact and one very offended banana peel, and vowed never to trust produce again.