Golf Trap

The couple were enjoying a leisurely sunshine breakfast on their patio.

The husband was absorbed in his book.

"If I die first would you marry again?" the wife asked.

" What a subject to bring up on an enjoyable morning like this. I haven't even thought about it"

"O.K, but would you"? " Well yes, if the right person, someone like you, came along"

"And would you live in this, our house"?

"Oh,I suppose so, I like it here. Now please give it a rest"

" What about our bed, would you sleep in it with her " ?

"Yes”, says an exasperated husband.

"And would you let her play with my golf clubs"?

" Of course not, she's left handed" !

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