Cheerful Gremlin

Cheerful Gremlin found a melon that they would often play with. This seems to be a surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea is miraculous. A melon was the thing that was selected.

Cheerful Gremlin desperately needed a custard pie that they would often drop. This could be considered a fairly unusual activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

Cheerful Gremlin craved for a sack of potatoes to rub on his belly. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was epic. A sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

Cheerful Gremlin looked for a vibrator that they would often put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly funny operation, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.

Cheerful Gremlin looked for a wig to put on his head. It would be a fairly extraordinary idea, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

Cheerful Gremlin desperately desired a spade to play with. This could be considered a fairly funny thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it was awesome. Bizarrely, a spade was the item that was selected.