His Ugly Gremlin

His Ugly Gremlin carried a bag of flour that they sometimes throw. It is a fairly different proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. A bag of flour was the thing that was selected.

His Ugly Gremlin had a toilet brush that they would occasionally worship. One might say this is a fairly original proposal, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who considered it was awesome. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.

His Ugly Gremlin desperately wanted a spade to sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly curious approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the item that was opted for.

His Ugly Gremlin looked for a condom that they liked to sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly weird exercise, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a condom was the item that was selected.

His Ugly Gremlin desperately desired a mug that they would rub on his belly. This seems an original undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a mug of all things.

His Ugly Gremlin desperately needed a sponge that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the item opted for.