A Magical Gremlin

A Magical Gremlin craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should have been an unusual approach to life, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a can of Tango being the item selected.

A Magical Gremlin needed a chocolate bar that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly original exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

A Magical Gremlin searched for a mug that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be an original idea, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a mug is the item to select.

A Magical Gremlin desperately wanted a ball to play with. One might consider this to be a strange exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

A Magical Gremlin looked for a bag of poop that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

A Magical Gremlin needed a spade that they sometimes eat. It would be a fairly original proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a spade would be the chosen thing.