My Retarded Gremlin

My Retarded Gremlin found a CD player that they would often share. It should be a fairly different thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

My Retarded Gremlin always carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly new undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who considered it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

My Retarded Gremlin looked for a hat that they liked to rub on his belly. This could be considered an unusual undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

My Retarded Gremlin had a computer that they would sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a fairly astonishing exercise, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a computer was the item that was chosen.

My Retarded Gremlin desired a toilet brush that they would occasionally demolish. This seems a fairly original exercise, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who considered it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

My Retarded Gremlin often carried a custard pie that they would occasionally demolish. It should be a fairly curious thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea was sublime. A custard pie being the chosen thing.