A Dodgy Gremlin

A Dodgy Gremlin owned a set square that they liked to worship. It is a fairly original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a set square was the thing that was opted for.

A Dodgy Gremlin always carried a sack of potatoes that they would put up their bum. It should have been a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

A Dodgy Gremlin craved for a pint of cider that they liked to break. It should have been a weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. A pint of cider being the thing selected.

A Dodgy Gremlin often carried a piece of paper that they would often worship. It should be a fairly curious idea, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

A Dodgy Gremlin desperately needed a wig that they would occasionally share. This seems to be a fairly different thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a wig is the item that was chosen.

A Dodgy Gremlin desperately needed a big sponge that they would often break. It was considered to be a strange proposal, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge being the chosen item.