The Weary Gremlin

The Weary Gremlin desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would often rub on his belly. It might have been a weird and wonderful action, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea is wonderous. A Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

The Weary Gremlin always kept a custard pie that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly new activity, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a custard pie being the item selected.

The Weary Gremlin desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper to put up their bum. This seems a surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

The Weary Gremlin desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly strange approach to life, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

The Weary Gremlin often carried a block of cheese to worship. It would have been a curious exercise, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

The Weary Gremlin owned a rubber chicken that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly odd activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.