His Yellow Gremlin

His Yellow Gremlin always carried a magic 8 ball to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly exciting undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. A magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

His Yellow Gremlin looked for a bottle of beer that they sometimes worship. It might have been a fairly funny action, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed it would be out of this world. A bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

His Yellow Gremlin searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would often drop. It is a fairly exciting suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

His Yellow Gremlin searched for a bottle of coke that they sometimes demolish. It would have been a fairly unusual activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it would be fun. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

His Yellow Gremlin desperately desired a pint of cider that they would put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

His Yellow Gremlin had a piece of paper that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be a strange undertaking, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.