The Scary Gremlin

The Scary Gremlin had a cheese grater that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is an astonishing action, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

The Scary Gremlin wanted a teapot that they would cuddle. It is an astonishing thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

The Scary Gremlin had a bag of flour that they liked to put on his head. It is a fairly curious idea, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

The Scary Gremlin desperately looked for a sword that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly an astonishing proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the item that was chosen.

The Scary Gremlin desperately searched for a big sponge that they would often put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly curious operation, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the item to choose.

The Scary Gremlin craved for a condom that they would often cuddle. This seems a fairly different undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a condom would be the item chosen.