My Bum Loving Gremlin

My Bum Loving Gremlin desperately wanted a pen that they would occasionally hug. This seems to be a fairly new undertaking, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pen being the item selected.

My Bum Loving Gremlin had a wig that they would occasionally annihilate This seems an exciting approach to life, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a wig would be the item chosen.

My Bum Loving Gremlin desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a peculiar proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

My Bum Loving Gremlin always had with them a cheese grater that they would often put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly strange undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Gremlin always kept a stretchman that they sometimes share. This could be considered a fairly odd activity, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Gremlin desperately desired a melon that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a melon was the item that was chosen.