My Eccentric Gremlin

My Eccentric Gremlin desired a pen that they would rub on his belly. It was a fairly weird thought, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pen is the thing to opt for.

My Eccentric Gremlin always had with them a stretchman that they would sometimes hug. This seems a weird action, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

My Eccentric Gremlin desired a lava lamp that they liked to share. It should have been a fairly strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

My Eccentric Gremlin always had with them a toilet brush that they would often try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly funny approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

My Eccentric Gremlin desperately wanted a vibrator that they would play with. This seems a fairly astonishing action, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

My Eccentric Gremlin always had with them a radiator that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly funny activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.