A Lovely Gremlin

A Lovely Gremlin needed a little monkey that they liked to break. This seems to be an astonishing action, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.

A Lovely Gremlin desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would often put up their bum. It should be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

A Lovely Gremlin often carried a cup that they would sleep with. It was considered to be a peculiar exercise, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a cup of all things.

A Lovely Gremlin often carried a block of cheese that they liked to insert somewhere. It was a fairly strange undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

A Lovely Gremlin desperately wanted a mug that they liked to rub on his belly. It is a funny undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who feels it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a mug was the chosen thing.

A Lovely Gremlin searched for a dildo that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a dildo being the chosen thing.