My Boring Gremlin

My Boring Gremlin found a pencil sharpener that they would insert somewhere. This is certainly an unusual exercise, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

My Boring Gremlin often carried a melon that they would occasionally drop. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a melon is the thing to select.

My Boring Gremlin found a pint of beer that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly exciting thought, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

My Boring Gremlin always kept a mug that they would often put up their bum. It was a fairly new idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a mug being the item selected.

My Boring Gremlin always had with them a dildo that they would sometimes experiment on. This could be considered a fairly strange operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the item opted for.

My Boring Gremlin wanted a magic 8 ball to put down their trousers. One might say this is an odd action, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea was awesome. A magic 8 ball is the thing to select.