My Tired Gremlin

My Tired Gremlin looked for a sponge that they would sleep with. This seems a fairly surprising thought, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the item chosen.

My Tired Gremlin craved for a teapot that they would occasionally eat. It should have been a strange proposal, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

My Tired Gremlin carried a dildo that they would occasionally experiment on. It would be a bizarre thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it was stunning. Bizarrely, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

My Tired Gremlin desperately wanted a stretchman that they sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a fairly unusual action, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the item to opt for.

My Tired Gremlin needed a custard pie that they sometimes break. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it was miraculous. Honestly, a custard pie having that done to it

My Tired Gremlin carried a crown that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful operation, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.