His Chinese Gremlin

His Chinese Gremlin searched for a stapler that they would often put down their trousers. One might say this is a weird suggestion, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

His Chinese Gremlin found a pencil sharpener that they liked to play with. This seems to be a fairly strange idea, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided it was breathtaking. A pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.

His Chinese Gremlin always carried a ball that they liked to play with. It might have been a strange approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it was awesome. Who would have thought, a ball being the chosen item.

His Chinese Gremlin always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally share. It is considered to be a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

His Chinese Gremlin desperately desired a can of coke that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a fairly new approach to life, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a can of coke of all things.

His Chinese Gremlin found a rubber johnny that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should be a fairly exciting undertaking, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. A rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.