The Depressed Gremlin

The Depressed Gremlin always carried a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is a fairly different approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Gremlin desperately needed a stapler that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an extraordinary proposal, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Gremlin always kept a radiator that they would sometimes share. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the item chosen.

The Depressed Gremlin desperately desired a sponge that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a strange thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the thing to select.

The Depressed Gremlin desired a big sponge to rub on his belly. It might be a fairly original exercise, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a big sponge was the chosen item.

The Depressed Gremlin looked for a lava lamp to put on his head. It would have been a fairly weird thought, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the chosen item.