Fucking Gremlin

Fucking Gremlin owned a lava lamp that they would often put on his head. It should have been a surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a lava lamp having that done to it

Fucking Gremlin always carried a sponge that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be a fairly weird action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a sponge would be the item that was selected.

Fucking Gremlin carried a wig that they would often break. It might have been a different undertaking, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a wig of all things.

Fucking Gremlin always had with them a mug that they would often put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an original thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it was amazing. Who would have thought, a mug is the thing to select.

Fucking Gremlin owned a hat that they would sometimes cuddle. It would be a funny thought, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who feels it was epic. A hat was the chosen thing.

Fucking Gremlin always kept a teapot that they would sometimes sleep with. It was a fairly peculiar suggestion, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a teapot was the chosen thing.