A Crypting Gremlin

A Crypting Gremlin desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes share. It is considered to be a strange action, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed it was stunning. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

A Crypting Gremlin needed a set square that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should have been a new approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the thing to choose.

A Crypting Gremlin often carried a crown that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would be an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a crown is the item to choose.

A Crypting Gremlin owned a condom that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a condom is the thing that was chosen.

A Crypting Gremlin looked for a pint of beer that they sometimes share. It would be a fairly original suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

A Crypting Gremlin needed a lava lamp to rub on his belly. It would be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.