A Eccentric Gremlin

A Eccentric Gremlin always kept a condom that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might find this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A condom of all things.

A Eccentric Gremlin often carried a tomato that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly a fairly peculiar exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

A Eccentric Gremlin often carried a can of Tango that they would often sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly unusual idea, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

A Eccentric Gremlin found a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally break. It was a different proposal, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

A Eccentric Gremlin desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they sometimes share. It is an exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke having that done to it

A Eccentric Gremlin craved for a melon to insert somewhere. One might say this is an extraordinary thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a melon was the chosen thing.