Their Gentle Gremlin

Their Gentle Gremlin owned a custard pie that they would sometimes worship. It was a fairly peculiar operation, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the item to select.

Their Gentle Gremlin found a wig that they liked to hug. It is a different proposal, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a wig being the thing opted for.

Their Gentle Gremlin always kept a pint of beer to throw. It was a curious suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

Their Gentle Gremlin always kept a can of coke that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly odd idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

Their Gentle Gremlin always kept a stretchman that they would occasionally worship. It would have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to select.

Their Gentle Gremlin desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would often experiment on. It would have been a fairly exciting action, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided it would be awesome. A painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.