A Crypting Gremlin

A Crypting Gremlin owned a bat that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the item that was chosen.

A Crypting Gremlin desperately looked for a stretchman that they would occasionally eat. It was a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

A Crypting Gremlin desperately needed a pen that they sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly odd idea, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a pen having that done to it

A Crypting Gremlin desired a hat that they would rub on his belly. It would be a fairly weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.

A Crypting Gremlin wanted a bat that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly different approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

A Crypting Gremlin carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.