His Handsome Gremlin

His Handsome Gremlin looked for a wig to hug. It should be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

His Handsome Gremlin carried a condom that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting action, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. A condom being the item selected.

His Handsome Gremlin desperately wanted a sword that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a sword having that done to it

His Handsome Gremlin had a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is considered to be an extraordinary suggestion, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

His Handsome Gremlin owned a cup that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly original action, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a cup is the item that was chosen.

His Handsome Gremlin desperately craved for a helmet that they would worship. It was a fairly funny action, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a helmet was the item that was selected.