The Depressed Gremlin

The Depressed Gremlin desperately desired a radiator that they would sometimes annihilate It would have been an unusual undertaking, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Gremlin found a mug that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be an astonishing proposal, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Gremlin often carried a porno magazine that they liked to embrace. One might say this is an extraordinary activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was epic. Honestly, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

The Depressed Gremlin always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would worship. This might appear to be an exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

The Depressed Gremlin owned a can of coke that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been an exciting activity, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke is the item to select.

The Depressed Gremlin found a hat that they would often annihilate It would have been a fairly original idea, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a hat is the item to opt for.