The Stupid Gremlin

The Stupid Gremlin desperately desired a stapler to try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Gremlin often carried a stretchman to experiment on. It should have been a different exercise, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the chosen item.

The Stupid Gremlin found a helmet that they would smash. This might appear to be a bizarre idea, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Gremlin found a radiator that they would often sit and look at. One might consider this to be an unusual operation, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a radiator is the item to select.

The Stupid Gremlin desired a rubber johnny that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be a different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

The Stupid Gremlin desperately desired a bottle of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly strange suggestion, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was epic. A bottle of beer being the thing selected.