A Worrisome Gremlin

A Worrisome Gremlin always had with them a melon that they liked to demolish. It is a fairly unusual thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a melon of all things.

A Worrisome Gremlin looked for a custard pie that they would put up their bum. It would have been an astonishing activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the chosen item.

A Worrisome Gremlin needed a dildo that they would often sit and look at. It should have been an original idea, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

A Worrisome Gremlin desperately needed a teapot that they would sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

A Worrisome Gremlin found a toilet brush that they would often smash. It should be a fairly exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

A Worrisome Gremlin needed a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally worship. It is a surprising operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who considered it would be sublime. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.