The Bewildered Gremlin

The Bewildered Gremlin owned a wig that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an exciting approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it was fun. A wig being the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Gremlin desperately looked for a spade that they liked to demolish. It should have been a fairly original undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a spade being the item opted for.

The Bewildered Gremlin carried a little monkey that they would often experiment on. This seems to be a fairly different action, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea was epic. Honestly, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.

The Bewildered Gremlin desperately desired a set square that they would occasionally worship. This could be considered a different action, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a set square being the item opted for.

The Bewildered Gremlin owned a can of coke that they would occasionally experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly strange operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea was fun. A can of coke was the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Gremlin desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would cuddle. It might be a bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it was sublime. A can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.