The Depressed Gremlin

The Depressed Gremlin desperately looked for a mug that they would embrace. This seems an extraordinary idea, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the item to opt for.

The Depressed Gremlin desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would often play with. It was considered to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

The Depressed Gremlin desperately desired a cup to demolish. This is certainly an original undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a cup having that done to it

The Depressed Gremlin had a pint of cider that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly new approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it was spectacular. Honestly, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

The Depressed Gremlin wanted a rubber johnny to cuddle. This seems a different undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. A rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

The Depressed Gremlin desperately desired a bat that they liked to worship. This seems a new approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing to opt for.