My Dodgy Gremlin

My Dodgy Gremlin needed a spade that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems a surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

My Dodgy Gremlin desperately looked for a mug that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an unusual approach to life, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Who would have imagined, a mug was the item that was selected.

My Dodgy Gremlin looked for a vibrator that they would occasionally demolish. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a vibrator of all things.

My Dodgy Gremlin desperately looked for a block of cheese that they sometimes hug. This might appear to be a fairly odd idea, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that the idea was amazing. A block of cheese is the item to select.

My Dodgy Gremlin desperately searched for a sword that they would often break. One might consider this to be a fairly strange thought, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

My Dodgy Gremlin desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would occasionally throw. It might be a fairly peculiar thought, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who considered it was simply life. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.