My Troubled Gremlin

My Troubled Gremlin desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would occasionally put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly weird operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was fun. Honestly, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

My Troubled Gremlin desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly strange undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of coke being the chosen item.

My Troubled Gremlin wanted a pint of beer to put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

My Troubled Gremlin carried a sword to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly new exercise, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

My Troubled Gremlin always kept a radiator that they sometimes put up their bum. It was a curious proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who considered it was epic. Honestly, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

My Troubled Gremlin searched for a mug that they would occasionally experiment on. It is a fairly strange thought, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a mug was the chosen thing.