Ugly Gremlin

Ugly Gremlin desperately searched for a porno magazine that they liked to throw. This might appear to be a fairly strange thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

Ugly Gremlin looked for a cheese grater that they would rub on his belly. One might say this is a new approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the item selected.

Ugly Gremlin often carried a helmet that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a weird thing to do, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a helmet being the item opted for.

Ugly Gremlin always kept a hat that they would often sleep with. One might find this to be a surprising operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a hat was the item that was chosen.

Ugly Gremlin desperately searched for a can of coke that they sometimes experiment on. It might have been a new undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the chosen thing.

Ugly Gremlin always had with them a set square to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a strange undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a set square would be the item chosen.