The Bewildered Gremlin

The Bewildered Gremlin wanted a can of Tango that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a fairly curious suggestion, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Gremlin looked for a bottle of coke to annihilate This is certainly a curious proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. A bottle of coke is the item to opt for.

The Bewildered Gremlin always carried a set square that they sometimes annihilate It was considered to be an exciting approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Gremlin desired a melon that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be an odd activity, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that it was in fact, fun. A melon would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Gremlin owned a Harry Potter wand that they would rub on his belly. It was a curious proposal, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.

The Bewildered Gremlin desperately looked for a CD player that they would often annihilate It was a fairly original proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a CD player having that done to it