The Curious Gremlin

The Curious Gremlin desperately wanted a hat that they would often throw. One might say this is an astonishing action, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a hat was the item that was opted for.

The Curious Gremlin desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems a fairly strange approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

The Curious Gremlin always had with them a radiator that they liked to embrace. It would have been a funny thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a radiator was the chosen thing.

The Curious Gremlin always kept a lava lamp that they liked to hug. It would be a different exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

The Curious Gremlin desperately searched for a sponge that they liked to play with. One might consider this to be a funny suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a sponge is the thing to select.

The Curious Gremlin desperately wanted a radiator that they would often smash. It would be a peculiar proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a radiator being the chosen item.