Little Gremlin

Little Gremlin had a chocolate bar that they sometimes play with. This might appear to be a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

Little Gremlin desperately needed a teapot that they would often experiment on. It would have been a fairly strange activity, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who considered it would be awesome. Honestly, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

Little Gremlin owned a bag of flour that they would experiment on. It would have been an exciting idea, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.

Little Gremlin owned a dildo that they would try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a dildo was the chosen thing.

Little Gremlin desperately needed a piece of paper that they sometimes hug. It should be an extraordinary exercise, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.

Little Gremlin always had with them a bottle of beer that they liked to break. It might be a fairly original thing to do, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.