The Fucking Gremlin

The Fucking Gremlin looked for a can of coke that they sometimes play with. It was a fairly original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

The Fucking Gremlin desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would often cuddle. It was an odd thought, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

The Fucking Gremlin desperately desired a stapler that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an unusual idea, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it would be epic. A stapler being the thing opted for.

The Fucking Gremlin looked for a CD player that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems to be a peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a CD player is the thing to select.

The Fucking Gremlin desperately desired a cup that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. A cup is the thing to opt for.

The Fucking Gremlin looked for a tomato that they would occasionally drop. It should have been a weird undertaking, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it would be exciting. Strangely, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.