The Adorable Gremlin

The Adorable Gremlin desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would often try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly new operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

The Adorable Gremlin found a melon that they sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be an exciting proposal, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Strangely, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

The Adorable Gremlin desperately desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly strange thing to do, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea is magnificent. A pint of beer is the item to opt for.

The Adorable Gremlin desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would occasionally throw. This could be considered a fairly original approach to life, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

The Adorable Gremlin often carried a can of coke that they would often put down their trousers. It is an extraordinary action, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. A can of coke is the item to select.

The Adorable Gremlin desperately needed a helmet that they liked to sleep with. It would have been a curious action, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a helmet being the item opted for.