A Red Gremlin

A Red Gremlin carried a condom that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a different thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it was fun. Bizarrely, a condom being the chosen item.

A Red Gremlin had a bag of flour that they would hug. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. A bag of flour is the item that was chosen.

A Red Gremlin desired a piece of paper that they would often put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was stunning. A piece of paper having that done to it

A Red Gremlin desperately desired a condom that they would often put on his head. It is a fairly curious idea, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who feels it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the thing that was chosen.

A Red Gremlin desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally worship. This seems a fairly weird exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. A sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

A Red Gremlin searched for a set of lego that they would often demolish. It might have been an original approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was epic. Strangely, a set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.