My Fucking Gremlin

My Fucking Gremlin had a cup that they would sometimes play with. This seems to be a fairly odd thought, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a cup is the thing to select.

My Fucking Gremlin desperately wanted a pen that they sometimes annihilate It should be an unusual exercise, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

My Fucking Gremlin wanted a rubber chicken that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would be a curious suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

My Fucking Gremlin needed a wig to put on his head. It should be a fairly original activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a wig was the thing that was chosen.

My Fucking Gremlin had a vibrator that they sometimes smash. It was an astonishing idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

My Fucking Gremlin needed a dildo that they would often throw. It would have been an extraordinary operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a dildo was the item that was chosen.