My Retarded Gremlin

My Retarded Gremlin often carried a ball that they would occasionally hug. One might find this to be a fairly funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Honestly, a ball was the thing that was selected.

My Retarded Gremlin had a stretchman that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

My Retarded Gremlin always carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly new action, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

My Retarded Gremlin desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems an exciting activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.

My Retarded Gremlin always carried a set square to put up their bum. This seems to be a new operation, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a set square being the thing selected.

My Retarded Gremlin desperately needed a bottle of beer that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that the idea was fun. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.