A Tired Gremlin

A Tired Gremlin desperately craved for a cheese grater that they would sometimes annihilate It might have been a fairly new undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. A cheese grater having that done to it

A Tired Gremlin desperately needed a piece of paper that they would often smash. It would have been a peculiar activity, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

A Tired Gremlin found a sponge that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a sponge would be the item chosen.

A Tired Gremlin needed a spade to put up their bum. It might be a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a spade is the item to opt for.

A Tired Gremlin owned a cucumber that they would often hug. It would be a fairly exciting thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

A Tired Gremlin looked for a can of coke that they would often cuddle. It was considered to be an odd operation, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. A can of coke was the item that was chosen.