The Red Gremlin

The Red Gremlin owned a stapler to rub on his belly. It would be a strange suggestion, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a stapler being the item selected.

The Red Gremlin craved for a computer that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems to be a surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a computer was the item that was selected.

The Red Gremlin desperately searched for a stapler that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly odd action, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. A stapler was the thing that was chosen.

The Red Gremlin always had with them a bottle of beer that they sometimes play with. It is considered to be an unusual action, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

The Red Gremlin always carried a hat to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly odd proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a hat of all things.

The Red Gremlin craved for a sword that they liked to put on his head. It should have been an unusual exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the thing that was selected.