A Stupid Gremlin

A Stupid Gremlin always had with them a bottle of beer that they would often try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly surprising action, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

A Stupid Gremlin had a helmet that they would occasionally smash. This seems to be a different activity, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.

A Stupid Gremlin wanted a custard pie that they would experiment on. It would be a fairly funny operation, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a custard pie is the thing to select.

A Stupid Gremlin desperately desired a big sponge that they would often throw. It might be a fairly new suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

A Stupid Gremlin often carried a helmet that they would often insert somewhere. This seems a strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the item that was chosen.

A Stupid Gremlin had a bag of poop that they would put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.