His Chinese Gremlin

His Chinese Gremlin owned a Harry Potter wand that they would often put down their trousers. It would have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

His Chinese Gremlin searched for a sponge that they liked to put in the bath with him. This could be considered an odd action, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a sponge being the thing selected.

His Chinese Gremlin desperately looked for a set square that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might have been an original thought, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a set square is the item to choose.

His Chinese Gremlin desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would sometimes cuddle. It would have been a different thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it was awesome. A lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

His Chinese Gremlin desperately looked for a little monkey that they liked to throw. One might find this to be a fairly strange activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

His Chinese Gremlin owned a radiator that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be an unusual thing to do, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a radiator being the item opted for.