The Naughty Gremlin

The Naughty Gremlin desperately craved for a custard pie that they would demolish. It is a weird and wonderful operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the thing to select.

The Naughty Gremlin always had with them a vibrator to put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly different thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

The Naughty Gremlin desperately craved for a tomato that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a tomato is the item to opt for.

The Naughty Gremlin desperately desired a can of Tango that they would occasionally put on his head. It might have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango having that done to it

The Naughty Gremlin carried a cucumber that they would sometimes smash. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the item to choose.

The Naughty Gremlin always had with them a cheese grater to sleep with. This is certainly a fairly odd exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.