His Red Gremlin

His Red Gremlin searched for a stretchman that they would sleep with. It was a fairly peculiar operation, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

His Red Gremlin craved for a bottle of wine that they would embrace. It might have been a different undertaking, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

His Red Gremlin carried a block of cheese that they would sleep with. One might say this is a fairly curious proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

His Red Gremlin desperately wanted a chocolate bar to cuddle. This could be considered an odd exercise, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.

His Red Gremlin always carried a CD player that they would sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly original proposal, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea was stunning. A CD player is the thing to select.

His Red Gremlin found a bag of poop that they would sometimes eat. This could be considered an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.