Their Anxious Gremlin

Their Anxious Gremlin often carried a dildo to put on his head. It was a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a dildo is the item to opt for.

Their Anxious Gremlin always had with them a cup to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly strange thought, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a cup being the chosen item.

Their Anxious Gremlin carried a stapler that they liked to play with. It might be a funny proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. A stapler is the item to choose.

Their Anxious Gremlin often carried a radiator that they would put on his head. It might be a fairly peculiar action, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator having that done to it

Their Anxious Gremlin always had with them a porno magazine that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is a fairly different idea, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

Their Anxious Gremlin carried a toilet brush that they liked to put on his head. It would be a fairly funny action, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.