The Magical Gremlin

The Magical Gremlin desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would sometimes share. This is certainly a fairly strange activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

The Magical Gremlin wanted a condom that they would share. This seems a fairly unusual activity, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the thing to opt for.

The Magical Gremlin found a tomato that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is an odd proposal, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a tomato is the item to opt for.

The Magical Gremlin searched for a bag of poop that they would often break. It is considered to be a fairly weird suggestion, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it was simply life. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

The Magical Gremlin searched for a can of Tango that they would occasionally play with. It would be a curious thing to do, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

The Magical Gremlin searched for a cheese grater that they would often smash. It would have been an exciting exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.